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Footwear » Quotes How beautiful are thy
feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! By'r lady, your ladyship
is nearer to heaven than when I saw you last, Be it resolved that all women, of whatever
age, rank, profession, or degree; whether virgin maids or widows; that
shall after the passing of this Act, impose upon and betray into matrimony
any of His Majesty's male subjects, by scents, paints, cosmetics, washes,
artificial teeth, false hair, Spanish wool, iron stays, hoops, high-heeled
shoes, or bolstered hips, shall incur the penalty of the laws now in force
against witchcraft, sorcery, and such like misdemeanours, and that the
marriage, upon conviction, shall stand null and void. My platform shoes from "Saturday Night
Fever" are in my closet. I don't wear them, but once in a while I
peek at them. Footwear tells the whole human story. It's
all there, from the animal hides that prehistoric cave dwellers wrapped
around their feet to the high-tech boots worn by astronauts. If high heels were so wonderful, men would
be wearing them. I did not have three thousand pairs of
shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. Put on your red shoes and dance the blues. |
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